Always a Klingon
(ttto: "Always a Woman" by Billy Joel)
dedicated to Quoshara

She can kill with her hands
She can wound with her knees.
She can blow you away
With the force of her sneeze.
She'll keep herself cloaked
Till she wants you to see.
She's crafty, she's brave, yes,
She's always a Klingon to me.
She will take you to bed
She will love you and leave you
If about her you lie
Off the ship she will heave you
She will take what you give her
And return it times three
She is passion itself, yes,
She's always a Klingon to me

*Chorus*

Ooooooooh! She can care for herself
Her love and her life
Her space and her time
Ooooooooh! And she never gives up
She never gives in
She just changes your mind.

She'll love you all night
With the twin moons a glowin'.
Or she'll cut you and laugh
As your blood starts a flowin'
She's wicked or sweet
As the circumstance be.
Blame it all on yourself 'cause
She's always a Klingon to me.

*Repeat chorus*

She is frequently kind
But suddenly cruel
She can love you or kill you
She's nobody's fool.
And in terms of her Honor
She's earned her degree.
She will send you to hell
Or throw flowers at you, so
She's always a Klingon to me.

By Qe'van