Hell Comes to Frogtown
As you may know, I like to push buttons that are labelled: DO NOT
PUSH AGAIN. Well in preparation for CONvergence www.convergence-con.org
I am always trying to get more people, especially Klingons to come to
this growing exciting Convention and I turned over an interesting rock
this spring. To my surprise and horror an
unspeakable horror was under the latest rock I overturned. Obscene
tentacles grasped at the air about me and I saw a pyramid with
impossible geometry, heard the hooves of many goats and the form of an
Elder god appeared before me. "For what reason do you call me forth!
Speak wisely or prepare to submit to the torture of shuggoth!"
"Lord!" I cried, prostrating myself before him, "Come to CONvergence!"
"Why should I do this rather than flay your soul right now?"
"Most feared one! It's a fabulous con with almost 2000 rabid fans! We
have Larry Niven and David Gerrold coming! we have Klingons,
stormtroopers and TINY TIM [a reasonable similacrum ed]
In the moments before I lost consciousness he said, "Yes I will
come!"
So kids and kiddettes, be it known that the original Big Boy,
Thought Admiral Kris, John Halvorson is coming back to the
Midwest on the July 4th weekend! CONvergence will welcome the original
Klingon Khaos Wizard to the jungle!
Admiral Qob zantai-Hurric
KAG Contacts Officer
CDQ CO
CTF CO (ret)
Adventurer of the Millennium
Mindscanner Fan Fiction Editor
Baron Wasteland
Darth G'fahr
Lord Protector of Montana
Sex Ghod of Altair IV
Dark Lord of the Stiff
