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A couple of questions...
What's left for us to do?
We've gone to conventions, put on conventions, talked trash and picked
up trash along the freeways. (Not ME... I'm not THAT
community-oriented.) Parades? Done a bunch of them.
Cruises, those fantastic Year Games.
We Klingons have gone to war with those Starfleet people-- and
won. Stamps, bowling, pop tabs, blood (LOTS of blood).We've gone
to war with them AGAIN, and they wouldn't play. Battles with
other clubs, other empires...
But what's left to do? What's the NEXT BIG CHALLENGE?
Here's one: back to conventions, getting MORE KAG members to KAG
conventions. That'd be novel.
Here's another: Sturgis, North Dakota. I don't know
that it's the place for us, but it IS the place where bikers from all
over North America descend upon. I don't know why, exactly, and
that doesn't matter. But they take over the town, and the town
loves it. Loves the business. Loves the attention.
Key phrase there: THEY TAKE OVER THE TOWN.
So imagine a whole lot of Klingons converging on, say, Centerville Iowa
or... Evansville Indiana. The fine city streets filled with
sightseeing warriors, looking for fine dining, doing all those touristy
kinds of things.
Keys of the city, which we don't give back. Filling up the hotels and
motels. Freaking out the staff at each and every one. Ruining an
entire town's worth of motel towels.
It's like a convention, but larger. Do we need dealers?
Need guests? Don't know. Don't care at this point.
Picture the publicity. Local, regional, national. We
ARE the club that could pull something like this off.
Any questions? Good.
KRIS epetai-KURKURA
KAG Founder
John Halvorson
5624 Fair Ave 116
North Hollywood CA 91601
[email protected]
