The War!
by Qob

Overheard in a phone call:

Thought Admiral KuurIIS: "OK, I appoint you head of the ICB, your s'posed to make friends, and the first thing you do is declare War?"

Cap'n Qob: "Yah....So? The bad thing here is what exactly?"

Klingons have been a peace FAR TOO LONG! (It's been since DragonCon after all!) I've been trying to pick a good fight with the Feddies most of my Klingon life and we now have a chance! If you watch Enterprise - I really like it, but I can understand the complaints of the more tech minded fans - you know that the humans and Klingons don't get along. Also since they "helped" our stranded ship,the IKV Somraw (I think they where responsible despite what they say), we have an excuse.... err reason!

What this means in real terms is this: individual Klingon ships,

regardless of affiliation are invited to corner the Feddies at your nearest SummerCon (generic term) and read off the declaration of WARRRR! Then challenge them continually through the year to battles, either for fun or charity, as you see fit.

We have a website for it! http://klinwars.tripod.com/

Tally up the results over the next year and declare victory at the next SpringCon. This will be a way to have fun, raise the awareness of Klingons and to get all of klindom working against a common foe! Also if it gets you more members, so much the better!

The Declaration:

ATTEND TO MY WORDS! HEAR OR DIE!

It has come to the attention of the Klingon empire that a new species has braved deep Space. When we first met them we wished them honor and glory. But! They have spit on our Good will and have interferred with us. Dishonouring us at every turn stealing our technology And through their disregard for the laws of the Klingon empire and alliance with dishonorable Servile races such as the Vulcans and the Andorians have made themselves enemies of the Warrior race!

So it at this time in the year of Kahless 1282 (human 2151) that a state of war Exists between the forces of the Klingon empire and the people of dirt (terra)! We will for the next 365 dirt cycles engage the vessels of your puny culture in battle! Wars of blood! Wars of bowling! We will allow this: we will not use the traditional spiked bowling balls! Wars of gholHom (minigolf)! Prepare for dishonour and defeat! We will win or die! The naked stars will scream our triumph And the bards will sing of our glory!

Qob zantai-Hurric
Imperial Contacts Branch
Baron Wasteland
Lord of the Sansabelt
Sex Ghod of Altair IV



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