Hail Noble Xeno Warriors in service to the Klingon Empire! I salute you under the naked stars.
It is time for the Terran holidays of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. I hope that you have fully assimilated the cultural celebrations of the huMans during your service on this blue marble that they call home. I know that many of you long to be with your own species during this season, but duty is everything to Klingon and you are citizens of the Klingon Empire, so persevere and don’t forget to use their farspeaker services to communicate with those of near and dear to your hearts.
Be safe if you travel and imbibe responsibly.
Brigadeer Keela zantai-Septaric