On August 17th 2017, after some lengthy reconnaissance by our IXL Romulan operative Dhivani, the IKV Crimson Dawn sent out a raiding party upon the town of Duclos, PQ. Increasingly interesting energy readings were appearing annually for the past 8 years, coming from Cabin in the Woods Campground, home of Alweezgrooven Outdoor Electronic Music, Art, & Wellness Festival.
Daytime at Alweezgrooven made for the perfect occasion to mingle with Terrans from across the country who had come to share in this outdoor experience. Environmental scans of the lake found three large bullfrogs, a bajillion smaller frogs, one giant tadpole, and a half’n’half. The atmosphere was laid back, and happy. We knew once we found where the interesting energy signatures were coming from, victory would be swift for our raiding party against these puny humans.
When night came, that all changed. The music became more intense, and the sounds on dancing feet and revelry could be heard echoing across the lake. We emerged from our tents, into what we assumed would be the cover of darkness, but were instead greeted by blindingly bright lights pulsating from across the lake! That’s where the energy signatures were coming from! It was a Stargate! The intense thumping battle music stirred our warrior instincts right to the core, and at once, we knew our objective. We charged forth to claim the gate! This would be a glorious night for the Empire!
The Humans at night seemed also stirred by the music, and were not caught by surprise, instead they met us head on, with battle gear donned, and energy weapons at the ready! These were indeed warriors deserving of a glorious death!