Who
Needs
This Silly Club?
(to the tune of
'Who Needs the
Kwik-E-Mart?', from the Simpson's episode "Homer and Apu")
(K'vetch)
You see, whether Mensa or the Masons, or the Shriners
oh-so-fine...
There's no club that I've been in which I'd rather call all
mine...
When I first arived, you were all such jerks,
but now I've come to looooove your quirks.
Kuuriis with his head so shiny
K'DraH with comments oh-so-whiney
Kerla can philosophize,
Kwist's adept at drawing flies,
Ke'vheq's such a delightful fella, sorry for the salmonella.
Who needs this silly club?!!!!
Now here's the tricky part.....
WHO WANTS TO RHYME WITH
ME!!!?
(Keela)
Who needs this silly club?
With names like H'aaWK and JuB!
(K'Jett)
Commanders, full- and sub-
They worked me to a stub
(Kwist)
Well let me tell ya, Bub
That armor tends to rub!
(Kerla)
I'd rather hit the pub
Or settle in the tub
(K'vetch)
This silly club is not real......'doh!
(All)
Who needs this silly club?
(K'vetch)
Not meeeeeeee
(All)
Forget this silly club! Good 'Bye hill-billy club!
Who needs a silly club!
(K'vetch, perkily)
Not me!
.......(K'vetch, suddenly sad, head back and howling to the
heavens,
sings slowly...)
Who needs this silly club?.......
I dooooooo!
